How to Order

Please, it seems obvious, but when placing orders state exactly what you want. Don’t assume anything. Our publisher ships all kinds of books, not just ours.

Also, we don’t have a crystal ball. We don’t know who you are or where you live. It is amazing how many people send requests for the “book,” while not stating which book(s), or even who they are or where they live! We are not “All - knowing.” We have no idea of who or what you are. Don’t assume that we already know you!

State your name and address!!

Here is how to get a prompt and efficient response to your request:

To place an order:

Place your request in the BODY of your email, not the “subject line.”
Don’t cut and paste information in color. It can cause legibility problems for us.
In the body of your email, type in plain text, the name(s) of the book(s) you wish to acquire, and below that state your full name along with your shipping address, all in the same place, in the right order, not all mixed up, just like you are addressing an envelope.
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 Name
 Street 
 City, State zip code 
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(If international, state your version, just like that! UPS International does require your email address and a phone number to be able to contact you with any local shipping or customs questions.)

Being this exact, all in one place, helps us more than you know. You may think of us as inhabiting a mid-Manhattan high rise, with rows of cubicles inhabited by drones. But the reality is that we are just a few elderly folks inhabiting a quiet cottage.

This all seems so incredibly obvious, but it is amazing to us how few individuals actually do this.

Our Policy

As far as The Eloists are concerned, we are not selling anything at all, and we don’t accept donations at all, in any form from anyone at any time. You will never receive any solicitations from us, nor will you receive any unexpected correspondence from us, except when we are replying to direct questions from you. We are focused on providing a service, pure and simple.

And, yes, the books are, in fact, completely free upon request…

	🎼"And love can come to everyone
	The best things in life are free"🎶

note: one may order as many copies as one wants (and can use without being wasteful), as often as one wants, by just submitting a request.